#9 Roger Clemens – This guy just comes across as a total douchebag. He’s been a terrible person his entire baseball career, as he’s always been arrogant & has his own Texas-style doucheness. During the Congressional Hearing he came across like a total douche. He also makes this list because he’s one of those athletes who keeps coming out of retirement. He’s 50 years old and has no right pitching in some independent baseball league, like a total old douche.