#10 Alex Rodriguez – A-Rod is a total douche for many reasons. He’s a douche because he makes more money than any other baseball player, but has been in decline for years. For all the money A-Rod’s made over the years he’s only won 1 World Series Title. Although he’s posted great regular season stats in his career, he goes MIA in the playoffs. If Reggie Jackson is “Mr October” than Alex Rodriguez is “Mr Choketober” as he always chokes when it counts most. Another knock against A-Rod is that he dated Madonna when she was in her 50s and about 20 years past her prime.