#8 Birdman – No one should be shocked that Chris “Birdman” Andersen makes this list. The man looks like a walking meth head who would use any drugs he could get his hands on. Birdman was suspended by the NBA for violating the league’s anti-drug policy by testing positive for a banned substance. With the help of his lawyer Birdman spent a month at a rehab treatment center in Malibu, CA. Since his release Birdman has been a successful NBA bench player and currently plays for the terrorist group Miami Heat.