#3 Old Spice – Whoever is writing these Old Spice commercials is on serious drugs. The commercials just keep getting more weird and don’t make any sense. At this point I just assume every commercial writer pops LSD and then creates these bizarre commercials. A college degree is definitely not necessary to write Old Spice ads. Just take some magical mushrooms and write up a bizarre scenario and Old Spice will turn it into a commercial.