#10 Lou Holtz – Lou Holtz might be the most annoying college football commentator. The combination of him and Mark May makes me want to put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger. Yet, Lou Holtz is a legend at Notre Dame and the Irish fans love him, even though his slurred speech sounds like Droopy the cartoon dog. It blows my mind that he coached the Irish to a national championship. It also blows my mind that ESPN pays him to speak because his speech sounds like a post stroke victim.