#2 Unattractive Women – The girls at Notre Dame are brutal. The only way to hook up with girls at Notre Dame is getting completely blacked out drunk. The girls are so unattractive at Notre Dame that their star football player went for a fake girlfriend. That’s a perfect sign of the bad selection of girls at Notre Dame. All the other top football schools have a plethora of female talent, but Notre Dame just has unattractive girls who leave men going to nearby St. Mary’s for a quickie.