#5 Charlie Weis’ FUPA – For years we were haunted by the sight of the fat area above Charlie Weis’ junk. Is there a reason he jacked up those pants so high, as if he was showing off his FUPA for the world to see. His Jabba-the-Hut lard was disgusting to look at every week on national TV as people were tortured to watch Notre Dame games. Will someone just put this man on a diet because it’s gross and needs to be stopped.